roaming tales

Well… actually, no.

This isn’t about the top 10 things to do in Paris or how to “do Bali in 48 hours.” RoamingTails dives into the weird, wonderful, and occasionally WTF side of travel—answering the real questions you’ll never get a straight answer to from guidebooks or influencers.

Expect raw takes, bold opinions, and a healthy dose of sarcasm—because travel should be more than just pretty sunsets and smoothie bowls.

RoamingTails isn’t here to sugar-coat anything or pretend every destination is a life-changing spiritual awakening. This blog is for travelers who want the real story.

You’ll get honest advice, blunt reviews, and slightly cynical storytelling, whether I’m wandering the backstreets of Havana (brace yourself), figuring out what there actually is to do in the Cook Islands besides stare at the ocean, or deciding if that so-called “hidden gem” is really just a mosquito-infested ditch.

This isn’t curated wanderlust. It’s the stuff you actually want to know—shared by someone who’s been there before you book the ticket.